Saturday, March 24

Some good news!

Although Vegetarianism itself appears harmless and in no way connected with our cause, its a useful indicator of general trends.
The dictionary definition states:
a person who does not eat or does not believe in eating meat, fish, fowl, or, in some cases, any food derived from animals, as eggs or cheese, but subsists on vegetables, fruits, nuts, grain, etc.
Regard the curious use of the word 'believe', this is where the trouble lies with Vegetarianism, although not eating meat is a rather ridiculous stance it is the holding of a belief that the consumption of meat is 'un-ethical' that truly stands against the Virist ethos.
As Man we are set above as the dominant species, more intelligent than all other creatures, and as such they are set out as provision for our sustenance.

So, pray tell, what does any statistics about Vegetarians show us about Virism?
Well, statistics show, that whilst the percentage of vegetarians in the UK from 1990 to present is reasonably steady, there has been a colossal shift within that band, between the sexes, where once the 7% was composed 45% Men to 55% of woMen it now sits at 20% Men to 80% of woMen, a great swing towards sanity in the Male population!

I believe this move signifies a great return to the Masculine amongst the populous, surely a wonderful indicator of what is to come, we can only hope to help things move along with the spread of our cause.

Another discovery today, one that is altogether more frustrating, was that of a study, inhabiting the Wikipedia entry for 'Masculinity', carried out in 1987, which concluded, falsely, that 'Masculine Stress' as they termed it, was a real issue, associated with the pressures that prevail upon Men to behave in a Masculine manner, here's 4 points they conjured up which supposedly result in the 'Masculine Stress':

  1. The emphasis on prevailing in situations requiring fitness and strength
  2. Being perceived as emotional and thereby feminine
  3. The need to feel conquering in regard to sexual matters and work
  4. The need to repress tender emotions such as showing emotions restricted according to traditional masculine customs
Now to me, this study has no place on a page devoted to the study of such a subject as Masculinity, to imply that Men may be afflicted by such a weakness as stress is beyond ridiculous, the reasons we strive to achieve Masculinity are entirely beyond any sense of societal expectation, and revolve more around the inner strength with which we are blessed and thus wish to communicate outwardly.
Its also, as mentioned elsewhere, to do with our natural dominance, as the leaders we must step ahead of the pack and lead, no great leaders were subject to 'stress' as were none of them, nancy boys or jessies.

I urge you to ignore the sometimes poluting influence of woMankind upon our resources of knowledge, we must use our strongest communication tools, ourselves, to keep alive the true messages of Virism.

As ever, spread the word.

The Man in Advertising

Advertising, in all its many forms make up a substantial part of each and every on of this planets inhabitants daily media intake, whether it be on the ever-increasing television ad-breaks, or on the side of every bus, bench or building we walk past on a daily basis.

So what's the link with Virism?
Well, is it any wonder that we find ourselves increasingly marginalised and mocked when the vast majority or Men presented to the public at large are less Manly than a tub of Olay Night Crème?
For example, regard the idiocy of the so-called Men in the latest 'Coke Zero' adverts, supposedly putting the world to rights:

Girlfriends without 5 year plans?
Your woMan should be set in her place from day 1, if she thinks she is at liberty to plan YOUR future, you haven't taught her anything, either sort it out, or get out.
Workmates without the work?
Real Men will ultimately be working in jobs they WANT to work in, no Man should be doing anything against his own will, this is a core element of Virism!
Bras without the fumbling?
Do these guys really struggle to operate a simple clasp? And they let them out in public? Its a wonder they can operate the door handles that let them in and out of their cells! Morons.
Holidays without coming home?
From where, Benidorm? Ibiza? Holidays are used as an excuse to get away from it all, I lead my life MY way, why would I want to go and stay in someone else's property and live to their rules?
Actually, let them stay on holiday, we get rid of the plebs that way.
Mobiles without ringtones?
If you need a phone, use a payphone, better yet, don't talk to anyone, chances are they're not as Manly as you and thus aren't worth your time.

And this is but one of the thousands of paltry excuses for Men that we are bombarded with every-day, useless, over-preened nancy boys parading around wearing unbuttoned shirts and stinking of unisex cologne.

So what can we do?
Well I suggest it is time for us to take back the advertising industry, although it may be a slow process we have to start a process of infiltration, training up our young Virist allies to work from within on presenting the world with a real example of Man.
And simultaneously we must play our part, by lobbying the industry big-wigs and by making our voice heard, an important part of the jigsaw. Get involved.

Celebrity Virist Or Not?

One fine way of learning to be a true Virist is to learn from the examples of true Men in the media and learning from the mistakes of Men gone wrong...
Below are a few examples from certain areas of the media world:

We admire:
The Hairy Bikers:

They're fat, hairy, and ride bikes, that's almost instant qualification for manliness, asides from that they can cook, and cooking outdoors is a speciality of theirs, which, we all know, is the manliest way to cook.
We dislike:
Jamie Oliver:

Burnt his Manhood (He shouldn't be able to call it that) cooking in the nude. Prat. He can cook- a useful skill, admittedly, and there'd be a lot fewer people about if it didn't exist. But his pathetic whining mockney voice disqualifies him from Virism, as he is obviously ashamed of being a middle-class southern twazzock. Virists are not afraid to speak how they want, unless of course they're Welsh.

We admire:
Martin Johnson:

He beats up people for a living, in full adherence to Virist philosophy. If forced to describe him, the only words that spring to mind are "Herman Munster's bigger brother". However, this is not something that any sane person would want to do. Why? Because he's built like a brick crap house, and nobody wants to upset a man like that. Martin Johnson, we salute you.
We dislike:
David Beckham:

The man must have osteogenesis imperfecta, because he's broken more bones than the Queen Mother. When he gets angry, does he erupt into a boiling torment of rage and end someone's football career like Roy Keane? No. He swipes petulantly at an Argentinian and gets sent off. He also cheats on his woman, and Virists don't like that. Women need protecting, and they can't cheat on you anyway because they should never leave the house.

We admire:
Sean Bean:

One of those few men in the acting business who can truly call themselves Men, His hair is often long and unkempt, he doesn't shave too much and he probably smells like a real man, musky. Not only does he smell, look and probably feel like a Man but he could probably dig with the best of them. Fear his spade!
We dislike:
Orlando Bloom:

Ladyboy. He looks like a woMan, talks like a woMan and cant act for toffee, he has long hair but he keeps it neat and he probably hasn't burnt anything for a long time... Nuff said...

We admire:
Ray Mears:

Here is a man who can wander into the wilderness with nothing and two minutes later be relaxing by a fire sipping a perfectly palatable beverage made by squeezing a rare type of beetle and watching a three course-meal cook. A true Virist icon.
We Dislike:
Bear Grylls:

What a dick. he is a pompous, over-excited, hyped wanker. To put him in the same bracket as Ray Mears, as survivalists, is almost insulting, his cocksure tone and sexed up jungle antics make him one of the most punch-worthy people on the box today.
Check out his name too, I bet that's not real. The nob.

From this we can learn the many facets of which a true Man is composed, and many of those which can drag us down to the levels of others in this modern society.

Remember the saying:

"woMan, Get thee behind me!"

Live life to the full my fellow Virists.